February 2011
28 posts
Don't make me crack out the passport photo.
You have been warned.
“we should have lots of hetrosexual sex to delesbian your floor”
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ladies and gentlemen: my boyfriend x___x
Learn to spell.
And I don’t want to know this.
OKAY SO JOZ ACKNOWLEDGES MY EXISTENCE IF I TALK ABOUT LESBIANS AND SEX OKAY COOL I WILL REMEMBER THIS
Making lots of obnoxious spelling mistakes would probably work better.
You’re supposed to be an English student.
i was actually thinking about you yesterday and i was all “I MUST TELL JOZ HOW INTERESTING AMERICAN LITERATURE IS BECAUSE HE SAID THAT ENGLISH IS SUPERIOR” and then i was all “OH WAIT HE HATES ME NOW ):”
American Literature would still be better if it wasn’t written in a corrupt, bastardised version of our language.
Except for Huckleberry Finn.
“we should have lots of hetrosexual sex to delesbian your floor”
—
ladies and gentlemen: my boyfriend x___x
Learn to spell.
And I don’t want to know this.
OKAY SO JOZ ACKNOWLEDGES MY EXISTENCE IF I TALK ABOUT LESBIANS AND SEX OKAY COOL I WILL REMEMBER THIS
Making lots of obnoxious spelling mistakes would probably work better.
You’re supposed to be an English student.
“we should have lots of hetrosexual sex to delesbian your floor”
—
ladies and gentlemen: my boyfriend x___x
Learn to spell.
And I don’t want to know this.
My Question Is..
what kind of high school is William McKinley High School that it is okay to wear this??
Shirt straps had to be an inch and a half wide at my high school. People got away with cleavage though.
Shorts/skirts had to go past your fingertips. I always thought that was kind of bullshit considering the fact that the cheerleading uniforms essentially showed asses.
My answer is “the kind of High School I wish I’d attended.”
Part of Tumblr
Part of Tumblr
Look at this site, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think that this dashboard’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl.
The girl who blogs… everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold.
How many wonders can one Tumblr hold?
Looking around here you think.
Sure, reblog everything.
I’ve seen memes and hipsters aplenty.
Reblogged graphics and text posts galore.
You want messages? I’ve got twenty!
But who cares, no big deal.
I want more…
I want to be where the hipsters are.
I want to see, want to see them bloggin’.
Putting some pics in their; What do you call it? Oh queue.
Facebook and MySpace won’t get you far.
Friends are required for liking, commenting.
When they start creeping then you just… what’s that word again? Block.
Up where they like, where they reblog.
Where they have Caturday and Sundog.
Signup is free.
Wish I could be.
Part of Tumblr.
What would I give if I could live without these errors?
What would I pay to spend the day scrolling my dash?
Bet David Karp, he has a heart.
Bet he won’t reprimend his followers.
Bright young hipsters, don’t need misters.
Forever alone.
I’m ready to know what those hipsters know!
Ask them my questions and get some answers!
What is breathing? And what is… what’s the word? Air?
When’s it my turn.
Wouldn’t I love.
Love to like, follow and reblog.
Out of Facebook.
Wish I could be.
Part of Tumblr.I’ve lost all ability to speak.
Hipster disney has taken over tumblr.
Cannot speak. Best song ever.
Life is complete!
OH. MY. GOD.
I am actually crying. Literally, my lips are trembling and tears are coming from eyes and down my face, actual fo’ real crying.
Right there with you Paul ;_;
holy mother of god! I have never heard anything so beautiful!
Even hipster Ariel doesn’t know how to say “meme” properly. Is there any hope for the world?
