Why are you here? Why am -I- here!?

23rd January 2012

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Looking at the “Other Pets” category on Preloved was a terrible idea.

I want:

  • an axolotl
  • some african pygmy hedgehogs
  • some african train millipedes
  • a giant african land snail
  • some ferrets
  • a sugar glider
  • an african grey parrot
  • a pair of teacup pigs
  • a vampire crab (this one didn’t even have a photo, but come on)
  • a tortoise
  • WALLABIES! Someone is selling WALLABIES!
  • A beehive. Always.
  • Wait wait wait. I’ve have just found a breeding pair of emus. EMUS. EMUS.

I hope you like all these animals, Oz. I still don’t think we can get penguins, though =(